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Fathers Day is here! Let's go over some Fathers Day gift ideas, funny quotes, Fathers Day poems that will make him cry, and some Fathers day MySpace graphics that you can send the old man.

Fathers Day gift ideas- Just don't get him anything boring! If you don't want to spend a lot on a new laptop or something, that's fine. Give your dad something from the heart and he will love it and you!

Fathers Day funny quotes- I found some really funny quotes to give dad. (1) Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. (2) To be a successful father, there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. (3) If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.

Fathers Day poems- Writing the right poem for dad will make his entire year! Here is a sample to work with: What Makes a Dad

God took the strength of a mountain,
The majesty of a tree,
The warmth of a summer sun,
The calm of a quiet sea,
The generous soul of nature,
The comforting arm of night,
The wisdom of the ages,
The power of the eagle's flight,
The joy of a morning in spring,
The faith of a mustard seed,
The patience of eternity,
The depth of a family need,
Then God combined these qualities,
When there was nothing more to add,
He knew His masterpiece was complete,
And so,
He called it ... Dad

Fathers Day MySpace graphics- Now this is a cheap gift that you can send dad. it will make him feel special and laugh at the same time! Just search around online and you can find hundreds of them.